Where can I find you at? Instagram, Facebook, Twitter. Oh, Snapchat! You know, I just mistook your open-mouthed Ahh . . . for a lack of connection, assuming that’s a hard “Naa” on having social media relations. Wow, you must feel lonely sometimes. I bet that’s, like, severely hard to be even a little psyched when your friends get dogs. I bet you never see Insta-puppies! I always applaud your type, but me, I couldn’t do it. I’d just get so bored in class! I’d be a bit weird, and awkward, whenever my friends and I are together; those silences would trend towards, like, talking or whatever. That’s what Snapchat is for, filling that quiet that you just can’t ignore. Okay, you have to let me help those, um, instincts of yours. With clothes. Those shoes have been extinct for awhile. But who knows, pink could be back by the fall. I’ll keep you updated, on track, so that you’re not knee-deep in outfit subtweets. Poor thing! You can’t even be subtweeted! It’s kinda sweet, when people have a reason to be jealous or angry for something you have or do, so bad they feel the need to go and tattoo their page with stuff about you. It’s flattering, but it can get rough. I have, if you will, an un-following, but I don’t get unfriended, which, I’d actually prefer to defer to a loss of a like, when a favorite is concerned. Speaking of favorites, go get a Twitter. I’m tweeting this convo. Savor it! First known subtweet, for the girl in yellow. Jules, right? Oh, sorry. I’m bad with phonetics. Alright, Zoe, you’ve just had a whiff of the land of popularity! Welcome. I’d say, “Welcome, my friend,” but you haven’t Facebooked me, and — aww, Tash got a poodle again!